What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:47

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-J W Pepper

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

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